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Monday, March 26, 2007

Issue 5 - When Reviled we Bless

A heartiest good day to you, O avid reader of our humble editorial,

Well, daylight savings has really messed up at least one editor of The Borrodalian to the point where he has confused the 12am publishing deadline for a 12pm one. So firstly, apologies to those readers who hang upon the arrival of The Borrodalian in their Monday morning inbox. We anticipate that the editor in question will be shot at dawn, if he can remember to get up in time for the execution.

So here is Issue number 5, the first prime-numbered issue since, well, issue number 3. Read it, enjoy it, think about it, respond to it, or fashion a new form of unpowered flight device from its printed pages if you will - Just beware that the printed form of The Borrodalian warrants an extra disclaimer to the effect that the editorial team will not be held responsible for any injury including, but not limited to, death arising from paper cuts. The world of digital media is a much safer one in our minds.

Until next week,

The Borrodalian Team

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Issue 4 - Wrestling with God

Greetings,

May your Monday morning be brightened by the latest edition of Kingsford's finest weekly, delivered free to your inbox.

As well as all our regular features, may we draw your attention to the Borrodale Haiku Festival that is running this week. We look forward to being overwhelmed with literary masterpieces.

As always, we look forward to your correspondence.

Regards,

The Borrodalian Team

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Issue 3 - On Being Right

Dear esteemed readers,

Enclosed herein is yet another exciting issue of the Borrodalian. We hope you continue to enjoy the literary ramblings of our collective Borrodalian conscience and invite you to inundate our editorial inbox with challenging replies.

Please also think about passing on the Borrodalian to any potential "subscribers" who might be interested. If you don't want to keep forwarding them the subsequent issues, let us know and we will "subscribe" them in the manner in which you yourself were "subscribed".

Until next week, keep on thinking,

The Borrodalian Team

Monday, March 5, 2007

Issue 2 - The Christian Clone

Dear Friends,

Welcome back to the second issue of 'the Borrodalian'. New and improved, this issue 'the Borrodalian' has filled out a little in your inbox, so if file size is an issue, please let us know, and we can send you a smaller version.

If for any reason you do not wish to receive these emails, please reply to this message and tell us. Contrarily, if you are aware of anyone who would like to receive this newspaper, please forward them this email to them and encourage them to subscribe to our free email service.

We hope that you enjoy the publication, and contribute to its growth. (Maybe you could write a letter to the Editor?)

Cheers, The Borrodalian Team.